Chapter 2:

He went forth from here to there, and came upon a tree. He peed sacred pee on it and established its holiness. He gave offerings of twigs and worms. Exhausted from days of sojourning he fell into a deep slumber.

In a dream he opened his eyes and saw a squirrel chasing a bird. The bird was unaware of its gift of flight, so it ran. The squirrel caught the bird and roasted it over a fire.

The Exiled Shaman woke up and saw a bird running in the distance, so he went in that direction. "Say young bird, you run yet you can fly. You have those wings to lift you into the sky!"

The bird flapped his wings and took flight. "Thank you dear traveler! Please tell me who you are", exclaimed the bird.

"I know all things. I know all the secrets of the universe", replied The Exiled Shaman.

"Like what? Asked the bird.

He perceived the bird's mother was a prostitute but he spared him that knowledge. He gave the bird a pamphlet of his gospel and told him to share it with the other birds. He wrote his number on the back and asked for the bird to have his mom call him.